NewLeaf [he/him]

In the end, he’s still in a Twitter slapfight with the biggest loser of the last decade.

I’m sure I get considered rude once in a while, but I just don’t acknowledge when people sneeze.

Personally, I like to make an assessment of my feelings toward the favor done. If I feel put upon, I give an “mhmm” or “yup”. My enthusiastic response is usually “no problem!”

“You’re welcome” implies you can ask for favors anytime, day or night, and feels a bit too prostrate. I’ll say it to some people, but it almost feels like an “I love you” type of response, and I reserve it for when I really mean it. I don’t say the words “you’re welcome” casually. I kind of say them like you would say something deeply truthful to someone

While we’re at it, what’s up with young people saying “bless you”? I kinda thought that one would have fallen off with people under 35

I love that the other way to identify dangerous snakes is to look at their eyes. If they’re derpy, they’re safe. If they look like they’re mean mugging, they’re dangerous.

It’s times like this that I think maybe those people that rant about how this is all a simulation are right.

They give live birth. I witnessed it one time.

When I was a kid, my friend and I used to collect all the bugs in the yard and make landscapes for them in the sandbox.

I know work bad but if I don’t keep busy, time crawls. Also, theoretically I would have bosses find me shittier jobs to do if I’m not engaged in the main thing I’m there to do.

I’ve never had a job that there was a lot of downtime except that time I worked for a landscaping company. My boss was chill and we smoked a ton of weed between jobs