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  • NicolaHaskell@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzNobel Prize 2024
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    1 month ago

    Sure, Eli Whitney.

    How about the machines automate the complicated jobs to make as many menial jobs for me as possible? Computers these days are all lazy. They could optimize scheduling so the neighbors and I all get time together and time apart for a hundred hours of kicking dirt down at the office each year, instead they hang around doing vapes and abstract paintings of hands.





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