Also Framework are American.

Soft in t’ ead, maybe…

No.

So I just learned that’s true in America, but not particularly anywhere else (Australians actually go the other way and have “freshwater tortoises”). Explains a lot about the present situation.

Is this loss32?

That’s a bit harsh. Unless they are into bumming, of course.

David Bowie’s death.

No-one has any biological job. Live how you want.

The druids designed Stonehenge in inches, but there was a mix-up and the contractor delivered the stones measured in feet.

Typical overreach from Canberra!

There is no difference. It’s not even from the Himalayas.

The developers after you changed the code radically but left your documentation in place.

Developers who think they’re following the patterns, but they never even read the books and they’re still just doing whatever but naming it like it’s the pattern.

It’s on the cricket’s onlyfans.

I’d say there’s at least a strong opportunity if the US giants just continue to fellate each other into an AI-induced death spiral.

What’s intelligent about getting deep into debt and using up years of your life to get into niche work you can only do in a handful of locations, if you’re lucky?

Have a good time all the time.

It’s actually neutral on the subject of what you should do. That is for medicine and public health policy, or even personal choice.

Me trying not to murder my partner who I love very much when her phone suddenly blasts out Instagram brain-rot at 11pm and I’m trying to maintain a vaguely healthy bedtime ritual.

We’re not laughing at you, America - we’re laughing with you!