NoIWontPickAName

We found the quinlans!!!

We found the quinlans!!!

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

Yep. :(

I see people say to support the creators, but how many people actually do?

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

Bring back Pluto!!!

That’s just a hook and line, there’s no bait on there

I still dont

Mercury to gold is an easy one, you just hide gold in your stir stick behind a wax cap.

Mustard or Mayo?

I said optional

This part is optional if you are using someone else’s equipment

There’s a fucking lead mine around here somewhere and they don’t even pay their employees as much as I make chucking boxes in a trailer

Nope, don’t even need anything other than payment to drive away with one, hell you can even rent heavy machinery with no licenses.

Remember kids, if you’re going to learn to operate heavy machinery, use someone else’s first!

Why would anyone be clutching pearls here?