Maybe the senator got some of the hints but assumed she was the one getting spanked

Being disappointed they have identical but not matching desires, she wanted to remove herself from the project

I just know dougdoug hates Jake from State Farm, and the enemy of my enemy is something

#wehatedougdoug

Counterpoint:

I can derive/make fries from potatoes and pringles from fries

Heart diseases are the major cause of death in the US. Our research aims to reduce mortality and negative life impacts of cardiovascular diseases.

This will lead to further overaging the population, higher age in congress, and in the long run to the collapse of society

Hardest exoskeleton of any known insect (researchers drove their Toyota over one of them, and it survived)

And an abnormal long lifespan for a beetle.

Intresting little critters

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-unravel-secrets-diabolical-ironclad-beetles-near-unsquishable-strength-180976113/

Figure one seems to only convey two messages:

Get me off

&

Get me your fucking mailing list

One cell contains 2 meters of follded dna 1

A human has 36 trillion cells 2

The distance between Earth and Jupiter varies from 588 million km to 999 million km and averages at 601 million kilometers 3

36 trillion * 2 meters / 0,6 trillion meters

120 times to Jupiter (or 60 times back an forth) on average

Or 72 times to Jupiter (36 times back and forth) at the highest distance

1 Alberts B, Johnson A, Lewis J, et al. Molecular Biology of the Cell. 4th edition. New York: Garland Science; 2002. Chromosomal DNA and Its Packaging in the Chromatin Fiber. Available from: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK26834/

2 https://www.livescience.com/health/anatomy/how-many-cells-are-in-the-human-body-new-study-provides-an-answer

3 https://www.space.com/how-long-does-it-take-to-get-to-jupiter#section-how-far-away-is-jupiter

I mean a paper is renowned if many people cute from it

We could just try citing more free papers, whenever possible (as long as they still have peer review)

Your point is valid, but less funny and will therefore be ignored

(Thank you for fact checking)

*shows toungue and puts it back in

So it was colorized in 57, but when was the test?

Holy Mole-y

Na bro, you are just influenced by the Narativum in the atmosphere, which has nothing to do with your brain

“The youth of our nation is too easily persuaded by unchecked claims on the internet”

Abraham Lincoln - Vampire hunter

Best case scenario, they rip the piece out of a students textbook, which probably cost 200 $, without asking them first (thor love and thunder)

“Me and my sibling”

I mean mathematicians are still missing over 99.999% of prime numbers, so…

They will receive the sea slug pictures and they will like them! Do we understand us?

As stated by cracked after hours

Math is the power to destroy nice things with logic

I think they actually do know what they are doing, and therefore, their hypothesis is incorrect

They are perfectly following the scientific method:

Set up a hypothesis (I don’t know what I am doing)

Formulate a contrary null hypothesis (I know what I am doing) and try to prove it (if I know what I am doing, I will be able to do science stuff)

Notice that your experiment actually proves your null hypothesis, thereby rejecting your original claim

Panic, as negative results can not be published, and a lack of publications threatens both the funding for your scientific career as well as your livelihood

Bend the data a little bit and throw any negative data because everybody is probably doing this

Proclaim you have proven your hypothesis