Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.

Wait, can everyone else here actually throw a ball?

Wrong, the grass enslaved humanity. It was like “I hear wheat is doing well, I wanna get a hominid slave species that will protect me from pests and propagate my genetic line whilst literally clearing away all competing plants for miles.”

And corn got their slaves, and as the plant relaxed over successive generations they grew more bready and delicious because the only predator eating them was also ensuring their monocrop dominance so get fat and whatever who cares!

Finished with animal names. Try Crazy Carrot (LTS).

Right, because that’s a viable option. Worked so well for smart TVs too.

Muad’Dik!

Bought VPN shares and water shipping company shares because they know wasting money on this shit instead of on public infrastructure to provide more reliable clean water is only good for commercial interests.

… to see tech approach the point…

Big oil would like a word, alstarting in 1950 at least.

I guess we are in that timeline. Tbh, so many things make a lot of sense now.

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

Now the apes have grown thumbs and my gosh it was quick

And more species are dead, and they’re burning this

Dirty fuel

Atmosphere it will not cool

Thumbs won’t slow

And all they took, it’s killing me

They’re losing control…

Benna! Ya wan ya duru!

Too Fast, Too Führious?

Smokey eye

Because of all the wildfire smoke in Earth’s atmosphere?

Spicy shag.

Lo’tar, kree! Mak tal shree!

It’s time to make… my move.

Mother Nature’s equivelant of drenching vegetables in honey. “C’mon humanity, they are sustainable! For the love of Gaia, eat them…”

So many spiders have fallen prey to the cats kept by humans, the great oppressors of spiders. And yet, instead of rising up against this oppression, some spiders have internalized the image of the oppressor, adopted the guidelines of the oppressor, and now seek to build the spider-frog equivalent of a “Catio.”