Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

The first generation sexbots are going to attract some serious weirdos.

“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”

Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.

HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)

The global wealthy elite being pedophiles conspiracy is unthinkably evil. It’s also unfortunately true. Epstein’s island proved it.

In Elsevier’s defense, reading is hard and they have so much money to count.

You fossilized due to environmental factors.

I fossilized through sheer will and determination.

We are not the same.

Sparky boi is very shy. Pls no touch.

If you put concrete over the volcano, how are you going to throw virgins in as a sacrifice to the volcano god? Just asking for trouble here.

A reminder to close the app that also reminds you how much you hate Google.

It’s easy to read articles when you skip the middle parts with all the big words.

Bird Law: No matter how crazy your conspiracy theory is, someone is actively working to make it a reality.

There’s a pattern of energy that you control at least in part with your thoughts and intentions that the neurons in your brain use to make patterns. You can take chemicals that change these patterns in radical ways, including psychedelics that can unweave those neural connections.

Matter and energy are always conserved though transformed. We know what happens to the physical body. What happens to the energy pattern that animated and controlled the body?

It’s worth a shot. If nothing else, I’d imagine you’ll meet some interesting people.

You could check out a Unitarian Church. They don’t have any specific creed or beliefs and welcome everyone, including humanists, atheists, etc.

You wouldn’t download [the basic features of an item you already purchased.]

The best revenge is posting somewhere not overrun with ads.

One of us will die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.