

HOWD YOU GET MY PASSWORD?!?
HOWD YOU GET MY PASSWORD?!?
In plain text I assume right? You’re not crazy…
You joke, but one of the programs at my work we use legit doesn’t need credentials, just a username. That one’s a head scratcher to me.
Database schema = “Not fraudulant”, what’s so hard about that? Login credentials don’t even need to be encrypted if you say no fraud before you log in, and cross your fingers. It’s basic programming knowledge, come on man. Also throw some salt over shoulder and slaughter a goat for good measure just in case.
Don’t tell me ghost stories right now, it’s almost my bedtime.
AOC hands down.
Yeah, imagine you accidently commit over weeks of work, or hell, if it’s the main branch, and you deleted the other origin branch prior to merging, it could be a lot more than a few weeks worth of work. The revert to a previous commit… shutters.
STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM!
I see what you did there 👀
In my experience, people that aren’t easy to work with that aren’t already in charge don’t stick around very long.
You must not have worked for a dickhead expecting you ship software on Monday that takes months to write when you were given a week to do it.
Literal. Blasphemous. Don’t bring that negativity here.
There’s only so much funding to go around. Unfortunately, it’s just the way it works right now, so you have to be careful who you let work on your projects. If you don’t produce results, the funding agency is unlikely to give you funding next time you ask for a grant. Ergo, you have to be stingy about who you have work on projects funded by grants.
Source: My wife is a professor, and she always complains about the funding models she has to deal with.
You try drawing spherical stuff on a flat surface. Shits hard 🤣🤣
You will pry my summers from my cold dead fingers.
Always someone who needs to explain and ruin the joke…
This is just depressing…
I feel like this could be applied to more than the Linux community. Regardless, this was a heartwarming read.
My mother in-law is a lab scientist. She says this is accurate.
How’s a spouse gonna help with that? Some people are just jackoffs no matter what their line of work is.