We had one of the magnet screen door dealios and it worked really well. Until the cat discovered he could just go out on the porch to try and escape.

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Since being forced back to they office only to sit on calls with the TV in the meeting room, I take every opportunity I can to make snide remarks about staying home.

It would come with a removable hoodie, but the only other clothes you can buy are also hoodies

did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months! Talk about a timely heist!

Worst pun I can do. That’ll be 200 schrute bucks.

Yeah, at my company we switched to allow/block listed last year. Whitelisted and blacklisted are verboten