We invented, and rejected, life-saving vaccines.

It won but it was not the best browser. It was slower, and never fully met web standards. Many sites had to write different formatting code for IE specifically. It was a nightmare from the back end.

I’d be surprise if the current president could pass it.

A series of tubes.

Suppository is the opposite of a pull request.

I hate that they call it “insect bites” when several of those are stings, not bites (bee, wasp, scorpion, some ants).

Also spiders, ticks and scorpions aren’t insects either!

Apes are so similar to us because we came from a common ancestor. I’d love to hear if there are traits we evolved independently after we split though.

At least there’s evidence for Camarasaurus’ existence.

the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid

And yet when I do it, I’m a pervert and asked to leave the park.

“Nobel” gasses?

The teeth on the rabbit skull don’t match up with the picture of what aliens would picture. They might misinterpret some things but not the obvious characteristics.

Mosquitos are also pollinators.

They took the Panama Canal, obviously.

I had no problem playing Origins through Heroic Launcher.

No it’s not. It’s not too late to start resisting, but every day that ticks by makes it harder.

Nature has rules, boundaries, and predetermined roles.

But that’s just not true. There’s no such thing as a predetermined role. That’s the whole process of evolution. Nothing is predetermined. Things move and change, often in ways that seem nonsensical at first. For example, many species have switched back and forth between carnivory and herbivory throughout their ancient history. And even today many animals which we call herbivores will take advantage of a quick snack of meat. Both deer and horses have been observed doing this.

If you start with a false statement, of course you’ll get a wacky conclusion.

• an anecdote your cousin told you

It does not contain e though.

Bet you’re wishing for Trump and his sharpie now!

No, they want you to look at the evidence and understand that it happened.