Does booze with its ass shaved smell different from booze without its ass shaved?

Well that makes sense, he had to focus on his music career.

Nice

Fucking got her

I saw a harbringer at the comedy club the other night, they really brought the hars

This one doesn’t really need a monkey’s paw curse since, as written, I’d argue you could only change it once anyway, then you’d be stuck with that power.

What’s a winded window?

“So, what your saying is…I’m indestructible!”

"Oh, no no, in fact even a slight breeze could-”

“In-de-structable!”

Good thing I don’t run. Either way, it ain’t a haiku.

Edit: and if you’re counting “our” as two syllables but “aren’t” as only one, it’s time for self-reflection

That’s 5-5-5

Frog strap!

But how the hell could a tetrapod…be able to blend in?

Ah yeah, as the other commenter said, “tetrapods” is the term I should have used.

So are most land animals when you think about it.

That’s right, it was when I was looking up the best way to cook a chicken quarter, or rather 60 of them.

So has anyone who’s actually cooked a chicken before done the math? Because my guy just slapped this poor bird into pure carbon. Did he mean to do 205°F? It’s still too high, but it would at least be edible.

I’ve read that bone-in chicken should actually get to 190°F as this is when the collagen renders, but Idk it was on the Internet so…

Ultimately it’s more about trapping and consuming live animals, I don’t really care if they actually chew.

Something that takes separate groups and mixes them together.

I’ve got a system like that, you can mix together things from any group you want: fruits and vegetables, proteins, grains, you name it. Unfortunately the end product isn’t what I’d describe as desirable.

Armed to the teeth or armed with teeth…that they chew live animals with? Because I’m only interested in the latter.