Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…

Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.” vibes.

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

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Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

I mean wasn’t the lead shell itself enough to stop it? How thick is the candy shell?

But why he no wear lead suit?

Given that it had already tasted human blood.

Everyone also hates C-Suite

Tastes better than cigarettes shrugs

Tar is better than roaches. Y’all nasty.

They are offered to everyone. I’m not sure why you think that is a bad thing.

It is typically free if you have any kind of insurance.

I’ve had the same message for ~2 months now. Not sure what is going on with CVS.

Does anyone currently have any elders taking care of their kids? Or having done so?

The current generation of Elders living today aren’t doing shit for support.

I would argue given how much voting power they have - they are actively making it worse for parents everyone

This used to be called Sneaker net.

But I mean the real issue is really that it’s boring… Nobody cares if it’s lore compatible or not.

Working with Accenture

I am so sorry…

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.