Who is OP, and how did you get pictures of me last night?

Any change in velocity, amirite?

U2 sucks and you, too

Better than a Papa John’s (seriously, their pizza sucks)

Naww… Fux News loves to hate on AI and claim it’s frying our brains

Faux (hopefully I don’t get banned like on reddit) news hates AI, so I don’t think that would help

I was planning on starting a website that will “use your device’s wifi to purge any 5g nanitesfrom your body” with a “cleansing signal” for only $19.99. (For entertainment purposes only - there are no health benefits guaranteed or claimed by this site)