There are also many, many gay and bi sheep

Look it up

I take offense to that

As a penguin, I can say with 100% certainty that there are gay penguins.

We also like to do giant penguin orgies, but we don’t let the researchers see that

Damn straight they are!

Is this related to the Pacific Northwest tree octopus?

Huh, I had a talk with our house spiders. I told them the bathroom and bedrooms were off limits.

So far, none have survived our bathroom encounters.

Man and my wife and I complain about sugar ants infesting our kitchen.

Yeesh…

I had an ex girlfriend who used to tell me to smile more. I guess I was her trophy boyfriend

Jumping spiders are so cute. I taught my 5 year old to call them “spider bros.”

He does not know what a bro is.

Steam supports direct voice chat. My friends use it for gaming.

Also, teamspeak.

The UK archive apparently archives everything. Tom Scott recently did a video about it.

My grandfather got really into video archiving and from the early 80s through 2005 amassed about 14,000 video tapes, mostly of various aviation TV shows. He spent his entire life as an engineer for Lockheed. His entire 2-story condo in San Diego was a massive VHS library with shelving extending 8 ft high.

Anyways, my father and aunt threw it all in a dumpster because they didn’t know what to do with it. All they kept were his ashes… Which almost 20 years later are still sitting on a bookshelf somewhere

Hahahaha this is no joke.

No computer in the world can run Arma at even 60 FPS!

What is that sorcery?!

I would fully switch to linux - I have done some dabbling with it, including setting up a media PC w/ steam on it - but I cannot run any of my business or productivity apps.

Specifically, Autocad, Revit, and VR software do not work. So wahwah

Reminds me of the Lia radiological accident. Maybe they too were wizards.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lia_radiological_accident

Did they make you repave the street too with Bessy?

I was just in Japan and even some of their active rail lines have huge 4 ft tall weeds growing in the rail yards

Ouch, too soon op, too soon…

Tgeres old reddit. I refuse to use their app is was so terrible.