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Cake day: July 8th, 2023

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  • Dm me and I’ll find the article. Was during the riots that started in London and got down to Chatham after that kid got killed by the police. We literally just lit a campfire in the park like we usually would and they said it was rioters lol.

    I also still have my hospital discharge sheet from Orihuela too haha. I walked 12km in the wrong direction towards Murcia airport.

    It’s always a compliment when people think I embellish my stories. Best part is I still hang out with people involved in some of them so when my gf would hear their sides of shit she’d be amazed how it always backed up what I told her cos she couldn’t believe some of it.



  • Hmmm I’ve got a few.

    • Got blackout drunk and woke up in a different city in a random hospital in Spain when I was 15. Loads of crazy details to that one

    • Police got called to house party we were having after we got into a fight while tooled up. Left everyone in the house and turned all the lights off whilst us three ran out the back door. I went back and somehow convinced the police to leave. Loads of crazy details there.

    • Got blamed for rioting in a newspaper which was bullshit and a total lie.

    • Fell off a house and shattered my left foot

    • Throat ruptured after surgery and nearly died alone in my bathroom