Save the turtles but fuck these jellyfish. we will just put them in a jar for our display.

You know sometimes when I eat eggs after noon I start to wonder…

Being religious

I really like the big bang theory. I know online everyone hates it but I enjoyed the characters and the story lines. I generally like all of the actors who are in it. It just a silly sitcom. It’s comforting.

I think the big issue people have is that it made nerdy things more mainstream but they already were mainstream. or maybe they felt like it was mocking them in some way but I don’t think that is the case.

If the person was a frog? Yes

The Langoliers eat it

Ok but you aren’t understanding my point they are made to kill things. You can say people use them for sport but they are killing machines and they are more powerful than a normal civilian needs for anything productive. I don’t feel comfortable with you having these guns. You or anyone. Senseless to let children die for that dude. Just give it up already

It’s purpose isn’t to kill lots of people really fast? Because that’s all I have seen them used for

It’s not but it does have the same purpose.

Are you saying they eat their mashed potatoes with their forks upside down!?!?

Monsters lol

But can it kill multiple people really fast and do they sell it at Walmart? I know the answer to the first one but I genuinely don’t know if they sell those there. I have seen guns though lol

Interestingly enough that’s mostly in the Northern states I live in the south east and we split all the checks every time we go out. Whenever I go to new York the waiters get all pissy though like it’s some monumental task. They couldn’t even manage to keep their trash in trash cans until recently though so maybe they will catch up one day.

Idk I guess most meals I don’t even use a knife so Im just used to using my right hand. For things like steak yeah I’ll use a knife but the majority of meals I just use a fork to cut it.

This is crazy news to me lol

So they just hold the fork with their non-dominant hand? What about if there is no cutting to do? Do they still just use their left hand with a fork?

We put the more dangerous utensil in our dominant hand so we have more control. You all don’t do that? Lol

Tests are just booby traps for the other engineers so they don’t break your code by mistake.

We are going to lose some of our mountains to flooding

CTR + u will delete the whole command. I use that a lot so I don’t have to backspace. It’s saved me a ton of time

Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

It can make it’s own breakfast