I said throw them in a hole and then fill the hole in on top of them. I admit it’s not a plan that’s likely to be very successful

They wanna block the road, help them! Make the road completely impassable behind them. And in front of them. And under them. Just dig a big hole and chuck them in there. Then help your neighbours by refilling the hole to repair the road.

n.b. this may fail at the “legally” part

No it’s not. Orangey-brown is kinda dark orange I guess, but greenish brown is certainly not