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Turn your passion into a career by donating man juice

Oh ya I don’t think I could do it permanently, I feel like months of darkness would really get to you mentally

Ahh, I’ve always thought it would be fun to go to Norway or something for a bit to experience those looooong days

My go to when I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t fall back asleep is to put on rabbithole and iceberg youtube videos

So I assume it works well for you if you’ve continued doing it. What improvements did you find when switching to biphasic?

Hi essence, it’s nice to meet you

I failed out of school in kindergarten but I know double and 10% mean numbers going up so I’ll say yes. And since you’re so nice about it I’ll even do half the work for 10% more because I’ve seen those numbers on cartons of cream and I know the cream rises to the crop or something, which is good.

scoops some up in a tupperware

For my next sammich

The taint shavings are harvested from Jennifer Lawrence

Molecules can also vibrate not hard enough to generate enough heat to warm their surroundings though.

Here, I made a roasted goat testicle marinated in a tuna eyeball reduction topped with lettuce, tomatoes, olives, onions, uncooked rice, and taint shavings sammich. Bone apple titties

Let’s excite these water molecules until they vibrate so hard it generates heat that transfers to surrounding atoms

Baked dry and then snorted through my tear ducts.

Thanks boss, I look forward to designing 2 stage rockets with the rest of my equally qualified coworkers!

“I can eat a standard pack of instant noodles in less than 30 seconds”

“Well I want this particular job because you called me back for an interview and the others didn’t”

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When people say “climbing the corporate ladder” the only image that comes to mind is a ladder shape made of coworkers and whoever is capable of stepping on more heads is declared the winner

Prickjobs may be less common if you get reincarnated as anal beads if you were a jerk in your last life

Those are completely different situations? So you believe serial killers are good and someone who doesn’t actually kill is the same as a serial killer. Good lord man, you need to either stop the drugs or start taking some.

Don’t bother me with your insanity anymore

You do understand dogs that attack people unprovoked are put down everyday right? And to compare a dog’s critical thinking to a human’s is asinine.

A priest is allowed to molest kids as long as he does good things to balance it? If you truly believe that then you are out of your mind.

You’ve got an interesting sense of logic