It’s the flour, generally. Although rice is now fine. I mean rice has been fine for a few years. It really depends on sect and how observant you are.

I don’t keep kosher nor kosher for passover. I’ll make sure food I prepare for mother for seder is good, but once I get home I’m eating a very normal pizza and pasta cause they’re cheap.

Also kosher for passover cakes are horrific, just make a flourless torte. Or something. Charoset is delicious as a dessert.

We don’t know what the appendix does, the whole pluto thing, I think the Oxford comma is going out of style, and cursive in general.

But I love cursive, mine was “very nice” according to my teachers.

Three jelly rings.

But most people who play Among Us are dinguses!

All I know about phds is my mother is ‘all but dissertation’ and that my mother’s husband must have done a dissertation at some point because he has a doctorate I’m pretty sure.

We do not. So that is accurate!

100 years ago they’d get most of it. 1925 had electricity and running water and luxuries in a lot of places so even more people having it would not be that weird. 1000 though? 10000?? Nah. Especially the parts where I did all this on a tiny portable device to someone I’ve never met but can talk to and interact with.

Hmmm me and my twin had an imaginary triplet. I don’t know what he was upto now. Or how he was identical to us when we always called him him when we are not male, generally.

I feel he’s doing well. He was our evil triplet, so this economy he should be doing great. Thriving and stuff.

My brain is too scattered to think of biggest, but most recently was ordering anything from the cheap Chinese food place! Cheap! Mostly tasty!

Also gave me something that made me so sick for 2 weeks and unable to keep other food down I had to get an xray to make sure everything was okay! Ultimately it was but man! Bad two weeks!

Do spices count as ingredients? My mother always pressed into me so much to have a stocked spice…drawer? Rack? Thing? that I don’t think of them as a number for the recipe. “Of course I have black pepper, salt, oregano, bay leaves, etcetc” but I realize maybe I should count them before giving recipes!

Cleaning out the food trap on a dishwasher wax pretty bad, as no one knew it needed that and I hadn’t been part of the purchase. It was slowly not working so I searched for the specific manual and tada! death and horror awaited me.

It’s clean now. It stays cleaner now or I stab people with forks.

My bread machine just slowly developed a leak and died. I decided my stand mixer would do and removed the crying machine.

Maybe those blobfish are magic. I’ll hope for them!

We have garbage plates here, so maybe not. I mean. I know what cheese curds are, but getting them is annoying! (NJ)

Lotta cranberry bogs here, and tomatoes.

Mother would ‘sing’ the Oranges Lemons song. Er…

“Orange lemons sang the bells of St. Clemens” song thing. It’s longer. I don’t remember it now.

Once all my cooking bowls are cleaned, I’ll make some! We had waffles this morning, so all the cooking bowls are dirty.

Oh right Ihad some chocolate on those waffles.

I need more! We all need more.

It is very hard and sad, knowing my house has no easily consumed chocolate.

I could make some chocolate peppermint crinkle cookies but that would take awhile… why can’t chocolate just appear next to me right next to my drink! Alas.

This is what my mother wants me to remember her by when she goes.

It hurts.

Oh, no. Hella worse. They were solidly middle class with two solid careers at this point. And kids, but I don’t want that part so that’s a wash. But nicer house, nicer stuff entirely. But me and my husband are in a better place relationship wise so I got that over them??