No, you’ve been keeping the salinity high.

Thank you for your service.

Earthlings don’t eat Earth either. They’re still Earthlings.

Sperm whales don’t eat sperm.

Mayflies don’t eat May or any other month.

We’re not that efficient yet.

Yum.

A reminder that life expectancy in ancient history was so low not because people generally croaked by 40, but because of how many children died young.

It’s an average, not a maximum. People regularly lived into their 70s and 80s hundreds of years ago.