PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling
Real men test in prod
Reaaal men of geeenius
const…ish
Someone really took time out of their finite lifespan
To photoshop a cats head and replace it with a cats asshole and genitals
They end up resting on bumpy logs if my memory serves me
Code whisperer
(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)
The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together
“Probably the best burrito ive ever had. Unfortunately got food poisoning but it was almost worth it 3/5”
Or just start as the mormon class
Still mad about this one
Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse
Youll need to write a gooey in visual basic first
Please drink verification can to push
Kids are not coerced in to being gay any more than geese are
Lobbying sucks
We are just ignoring the litany of false accusation and arrests of innocent people forced into modern legal slave labor?
Better hope you never piss off the wrong cop or can afford a good personally retained lawyer if you do
My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
Hollowed be thy pipes
Bertstrips
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Haha jellyfin go brrrrrrr
Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.
Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but
Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?