M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

Give us back our crows!

The Key.

Anything by J5 really, it’s all golden.

https://youtu.be/BQAKRw6mToA?si=QGOrdDLVOMULA1AR

The only correct answer

It doesn’t have a common name on purpose.

I shall read now from the Book of Dalton: Chapter Three, Verse Four…

“Be nice. Until it’s time… to not be nice.”

Don’t bring Swayze back, my church is just getting started.

He’d go back on cocaine for Trump.

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…

Fistula.

Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.

Most folks don’t know that all the Tandy’s computers utilized a liquid quantum substrate as their processors.

Now do a “Calvin’s Dad” explanation.

And they run around at 60mph on the tips of their toenails.

Grease from the hot dog could short the heating elements and cause a fire.

If you really want a grilled dog, your best bet is to stick it under the broiler for a few minutes.

It’s the smartest option.