Superb!

wormtongued

I don’t want people associating Stephen Miller with a Brad Dourif character.

Mr. Dourif is a saint, and mensch, and doesn’t deserve that smoke.

This is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked.

Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.

Bill Clinton fully admits to smoking weed in college.

Hypothesis?

Asimic attraction.

As long as I don’t have to deal with matrices, I’m cool.

“Is it fuckin wimdy?”

Double jump.

Yes. Not much I could do with them though.

Turns out that folks with BPD can be geniuses at things to.

I remember this Mainframe cartoon!

I can smell carbon monoxide.

It’s a rare opinion, but I think the best medium for truly well-done comedy…

Is puns.

There is no answer. Because there is no question.

It’s only weird once electrons get involved.

“Lack of consensus on pronunciation of name.”

And I stand by it.

Said one NASA engineer, “The whole thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.”

Chicken salad soup. Which is chicken nuggets from the Costco orange chicken in a bowl with ranch dressing.

The British Library sponsored the colonization of Africa in order to destroy all evidence of a continent-spanning empire ruled exclusively by women. I mostly like it because the empire had war giraffes.