Webrings.

“This” is right.

“That” is left.

That said… Saabs are still crap.

Unsalted cashews. Pop them in with the water before you let it sit.

Dissociation.

I can whistle from both ends!

No. There is always at least one observer.

Apex predator?

Adelie don’t care.

Aren’t you supposed to sort it to the middle tower?

Stealing photons.

You don’t have the sense God gave a popsicle

People who hate mint ice cream and decide to make it my problem.

Root-beer float made with with mint chocolate chip ice cream.

“Disgust” is a ground state.

Serenity.

The Dutch East India Company is still alive and well.

About dog-sized actually.

Fun fact: that’s a human in the original.

Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.

Where’s the blini?