Trig is not bad at all. Couple dozen rules to memorize and you’re golden.

Now Calculus… Integrals…

Blame Texas Instruments for being smiley and greedy. Go figure.

Just to be clear: the words “Pi” and “Pie,” while they may sound the same, mean very different things. This confusion seems to be the only fucking joke I’m aloud to hear today.

I’m burnt out on this joke, obviously.

My job is pretty much this but instead of Google, I have gigs of notes from people who have quit long before me.

Hahaha, yes.

College recruiters be like ^

In the US and I use my own personal modem and router. Renting their equipment is optional.

The dumbest part of this whole story is how they pissed away that kids college funds. NEVER pay medical bills with your own cash in full. Set up a low interest payment plan with the hospital. If the amount is under a grand, you just ignore the letters and calls from the collection agency and it will probably go away. I’ve done it. They aren’t going to sue you unless the amount is really high, probably.

Car dealerships.