Name doesn’t look like it would be censored in a children’s book. Clearly fake

Notesnook seems to have a free tier that meets all the requirements to replace (eg.) Google Keep. I would love to support them when I have a more stable income

You get these in southern Africa too, but our ones are just brown

Titin on this DIIIIIIICK, lmao!

/s

Thank you for the contractile nature of my myocites, titin-sama

Calm down, sir. π≠3 is just a suggestion

Literal 5head

TIL meiosis gone wrong can cause a cumshot to give you cancer.

Thanks, internet stranger!

Normally no, since one gonosome comes from each parent: The mother (XX) and the father (XY).

If somehow a series of unfortunate meioses occurred to create a zygote that had two Y chromosomes and no X chromosome, the foetus would absolutely not be viable, since the X chromosome contains many essential genes, while the Y chromosome is a truncated version that has less than half the information

Best I can do is enabling Night Light

If that guy is keeping track of that car, his neck is def broken

Supervillain origin story if I’ve ever heard one

Ahh, so the solution is to install gentoo and customise it for simplicity and minimal user permissions /s

Form follows function.

The unspecialised / generalist organ is gradually changed through evolutionary pressure to be better suited to the function it is employed for

One of my favourite quotes to bring up whenever someone is cooking

I am very popular in the kitchen

I’m glad I’m not the only one confused by the concept of salt undergoing metamorphosis

Obligatory cognitohazard

Are you implying that humans aren’t prone to worshipping idols, tribalism, and interpersonal violence?

A creationist once told me that evolution could only be true if my grandfather was a velociraptor…

So in that instance I may be a handful of generations away from the caphalopodes

This is also super useful for people deciding what to buy, when the vendor would obviously not be keen to let you plug a USB into their device and boot into the scary Linux