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Harvesting methane from landfills and livestock waste is done, it’s just not nearly as efficient as getting it from the ground.

And while it’s a potent greenhouse gas it breaks down much faster than CO2 in the atmosphere

“It’s swing music so it’s okay” was probably what she thought

Born too late to play with the demon core.

Born too early to make your own at home.

Did they really? That may have been peak 90s

Cherry Poppin’ Daddies

I only respect borders marked with urine

Getting divorced and married. (The second time)

If I want coffee in the morning I just fill my French press the night before with cold water.

And they’ve made drip coffee makers with timers for decades. No WiFi needed.

I already do that crap all day at work. The last thing I want to do is do it to my coffee maker or something.

I’ve seen worse examples of government software handling sensitive information.

Save vegetable trimmings in a freezer bag to make vegetable broth.

Delete system32

Which is why every one of them supported making sex work legal so they have those protections.

Easier money than doing other work. They could make ends meet other ways, I’m sure, but this is easier and more fun.

Like, I could make ends meet as a roofer but making more money for sitting in front of a computer is easier and more fun.

As for the other stuff, all I can say is that they weren’t all women.

Sex work is not something people do because its a choice but out of need for finances.

This may be true in many or most cases but I’ve met sex workers who like their job and want to keep doing it because it’s an easy and fun way to make a lot of money.

We had problems on earth before space exploration, and we’ll have problems on earth after space exploration. And if we colonize other planets we’ll have problems there.

Because every time humans solve a problem they create more, bigger, harder to solve problems.

Space exploration doesn’t affect this.

I’m not high enough for this

Humans have back problems because we took a spine that had evolved for billions of years to be horizontal and stacked it up like a bunch of dinner plates.

Bipedal dinosaurs with grasping hands are pretty common. Velociraptors, for example.