Personally I think he should have to explain for once.

* Big cities are limited to NYC, Chicago, and Washington DC.

If you’re scared enough, even wiping your ass is gay.

You have a point. That’s obnoxious. I just wanted straight lines. I’ll see if I can find another.

With straight diagonal lines.

Republican administrations.

Yes, but that’s semantics. Clearly the observation has some effect, but it’s not from any force we recognize.

My friend thinks the jobs don’t exist, and they’re just posted so the company looks good.

They definitely did that at college job fairs. They wanted to keep their spot, but weren’t hiring that year.

Man, I told Bob not to fuck that panda.

Yeah, at this rate we’ll be just fine. (As long as this is still the Reagan administration.)

Sometimes you even get to show off the cool, useful shit you built for them!

Sometimes I’ll copy paste the error message back to them. Apparently it works better when it’s in a text message.

It’s still the recognized Internet stereotype.

People just aren’t noticing that this is protection.

I’d be discussing declining the procedure based on that. I don’t know if I’d pull the trigger, based on a number of things: how likely can I get the procedure done elsewhere or by a different surgeon, how badly and quickly do I need the procedure, insurance issues. But I’d certainly try to talk to hospital staff about it.

On the other hand, I’ve heard Herman Cain was an idiot savant. So just because they can’t make change without an automatic register doesn’t mean they can’t do surgery.

Maybe getting rid of social security, freedom of speech, and the national parks will do the job.

Rust is straight up better than C. It’s safer and less prone to errors.

It’s not feasible to convert the entire Linux codebase at once. So your options are to either have a mixed codebase, or stick with effectively Cobol into 2020.

If Spez had given a Nazi salute and taken over the US government, I would have left.

Still means she’s on Twitter.

It’s not impossible. There are a lot of crypto grifters who have been prepping to scam the American government.