Sometimes science do be cruel like that

That list does not affect him because he doesn’t consider those things to be achievements.

Should’ve just told him his dick is small and he’s a virgin. He would’ve cried himself to sleep over that

I guess there’s a pretty short lifespan on these links haha

Well, here it is https://youtu.be/Gu_hxO9iDi8

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EDIT: Please do click the link so my joke can land

EDIT 2: Sorry I’m too much of a wimp to even happy-prank people

We are also making serial killers smarter.

Knowing there’s no chance imaginable of being able to witness all this is so depressing… My death anxiety feeds on thoughts like this.

Basically me when I quit Computer Science for Film & TV

I did a year then realized I’d rather make the next Interstellar than code for NASA

Please do not show this image to John Oliver

I know a dude with a PhD in Computer Science who’s far-right and his sister is a psychiatrist who thinks conversion therapy works lol lmao

Of all the NSWF things I’m not clicking, I’m not clicking this one the most

Follow internet tradition and call it Planet McPlanety-Face ?

Wait, no, I think that’s leopards

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?

No way… Come on… 🥹 That’s adorable… come on now…

I can confirm this. Cheetos ads taught me this. They really are super chill

Now this is a person who knows science!

This post made me hungry

EDIT: This is not proof that I’m a zombie

EDIT 2: To clarify, I am a zombie, but it’s my lack of a pulse and my green skin that prove that

Cute? Cute?!

A BSc, MSc and PhD and THAT’S your reaction?! Cute?!

Sir, that is a scientist!

Respect the coat! The soft, fluffy coat!

I seem to remember a similar experiment called Big Brother?