I’m an atheist so I’ll probably be in Hell, but my Grandma was an atheist, so I guess I’ll get to see her too!

You mean like hand-waving someone’s opinion away by calling them a Nazi?

I’ve been accused of being right wing on Reddit, but also on Lemmy, by those carrying water for Blue MAGA otherwise known as the Democratic Party. The only reason I never “went back to Reddit” Is because that’s not an option for me. I know the term “gaslighting” is overused these days, but that’s what it is when someone who champions the Dems tells a twinkle-toed pinko commie like me that I’m a “right-wing troll”.

I’m registered as independent but I am by no means a “centrist”. In current vernacular, I’m a "tankie’. I’m to the left of Bernie Sanders, who in my opinion, is just controlled opposition for the democrats who are the other right-wing party running this shit-hole country.

I would say you’re better off just because they can’t auto-brick your car remotely because your account isn’t up to date.

I was banned for expressing a political opinion. I was annoyed that someone else was trying to shoehorn politics into an art appreciation sub, to which I responded in a visceral way, typical of an alcoholic who had been dry for less than a week.

When they make the movie The Time Traveler’s Dino, will it be animated or CGI?

A few years ago I discovered that my girlfriend takes monster shits. She only poops once every 3 or 4 days. When I say “horse turd”, I’m not kidding, just looking at one of these makes my ass hurt. Anyway, apparently this sort of thing isn’t unheard of. I stumbled on a Reddit post about something called a “poop knife”. I repurposed my shittiest chef’s knife (pun intended) for this task, which has cut down on the number of times I have to plunge the toilet. We wash it off every time with tile cleaner, so it never goes in the dish washer. I’ve blunted the edge since it doesn’t need to be sharp, and my girlfriend is a complete klutz. I can easily imagine her dropping it and cutting off a toe. Imagine having to explain to an ER doc cutting your toe off with a poop knife.