Was a time when these lyrics would have been the top comment to this question. Now they linger at the bottom.

We who know must be getting fewer.

LocalSend is the dogs bollocks!

…with a baseball bat covered in nails. Rusty nails.

I can go on for a while…

Yeah, you could, but you’re gonna need some of these: ,

This is how I do it. I plan checkout as I put stuff in the cart. Heavy/hard/non-crushables at the back, squashables at the front and delicates in the baby seat. Makes loading the conveyor belt a breeze.

When driving don’t be nice, be predictable.

Eg.: If you are on the priority road, drive - don’t be nice and slow down to let someone in from a side road. That’s how you get rear-ended.

It’s pronounced ex-spouse . . . Wait, what was the question again?

I understand lots of the words in this post, but there are many that tell me I wouldn’t get Linux up and running on any of my laptops or PC.

no other chocolate spread tastes nearly as good

That’s because it isn’t a chocolate spread, but rather a nut and nougat spread.

• Mr. Blue-sky - ELO
• I’m Walking On Sunshine - Katrine & the Waves

But you shouldn’t be at sea without a VPN either, that’s just asking to get a letter from some lawyer claiming to work for some movie theatre or other, so just open your VPN and watch your paid subscription as normal.

I have since changed my tune.

Ba-dum tsh

That’s just another name for the save icon.

It gets better. The size of the SD card isn’t the storage area. Look carefully at the back of an SD card and you should see how a tiny square area in the middle is a bit ‘thicker’ than the rest; that’s the actual chip, that tiny bump!

Without those two I may have never gotten into english that well.

FTFY. Not a dig, just correcting your already very good English.

The trick is to ask them their name. If they reply “Smith”, then you say “Yes I know it’s Smith, but it seems I can’t recall your first name”, so he says “John”. Or if he says his complete name straight away, you say “Yes I knew it was John, it was the Smith I couldn’t remember”

Bingo, you have their complete name. Works the other way round too.