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As a proud patriot I only want my data sold to American big business interests! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Actually just the art alone does the traumatizing really.
I just got the graphic novel for my ten year old niece. She likes the bunnies. I am a great uncle.
Situational on region.
I’d rather have any other season personally. You can bundle up in autumn and winter, spring is fine generally. Summer if it gets too hot you can only take off so many clothes before you either run out, or the police get called.
The trick is to call everyone boss, then you don’t need to remember their name.
Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.
I got the “cilantro tastes like soap” gene personally. Would much rather have gotten the, “Always remember where I left my car keys” gene, or maybe the, “Come up with witty retorts on the spot instead of two hours later in the shower” one.
Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”
You do know that water will just disappear in few minutes due to the type of sand there, right?
You do know I can make unlimited water in this hypothetical, right?
Before you say anything else: Knowing you live in a simulation means no longer particularly caring about long term consequences.
Big Gravity clearly paying folks to say stuff falls down so they can sell more floors.
Its fuck around time. Filling the Sahara with fresh water, Teslas Rivians for everybody, comical amounts of weed.
No philosophy books? Would think some Plato or Socrates would be a good primer that no one can take umbrage with. Diary of Anne Frank I thought was kind of a given as well.
Personally, I think more folks should read “War is a Racket”, especially considering how short it is.
I recall a tweet from a ways back-
sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo
If calling yourself a short king lets you kick your insecurities ass well then here’s your crown my dude 👑
If technology wasn’t an issue: Dream ads. Naked at school? Calvin Kleins got you covered.
Used to mod several large subreddits on reddit then they banned me for being one of the last protest holdouts. Now I just mod c/neat on lemmy world and post shit I enjoy.
I always figured rona caused a big enough surge in beards owing to WFH allowing folks to get past the scruff hump that beards could be back on the table again.
Blood Meridian is maybe not the best novel to base your opinion of a state on.
Much like anywhere else there’s wonderful folks interspersed with absolute shitters.
My brain: smooth and cute
Your brain: gross and wrinkly