Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

Seriously? I assumed sterile hybrid

What about seedless watermelon

I dont think this is true.

We can simply harvest stem cells from the lowest status minorities in the deportation camps

Any time you disturb it theres a problem

Heat. Everything ends up as heat.

Those baby lizards on Planet Earth 2

All the best repressed memories involve the butthole

Akshully I’m pretty sure the edge of the observable universe is redshifted to infinity everywhere by definition

As seen from the any point at the edge of the observable universe

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

Evolution is a loop of random mutations that get reproduced if they randomly happen to give the organism better odds at reproduction.

Some germ gets a little better at spreading via mucous, so it gets to reproduce more because humans make mucous when they get sick

Not during the Jurassic period, they didn’t have cars.

Visible works well for me

The county I live in banned billboards and most outdoor advertising long ago, and it’s NICE