Omg

Who turns off the computer?

Sure is. Im actually surprised the HOA hasn’t stopped me

Pumpkins

Moth caterpillars are eating all my mini pumpkins but I dont want to hurt the polinators 😩

Simple. Don’t throw them in the ocean. Why are you throwing them in the ocean?

Woke?

And the text dosnt specify a time interval, whats your point?

Try the impossible™ nightshade salad

Refined iron is a helluva drug

55k dollars in the US gets you a crappy apartment and a 7 year car loan.

Nothing to manufacture, very little maintenance. Trees took our jerbs.

From Earth, probably

Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

Seriously? I assumed sterile hybrid