they are however usually not hairy on the inside

i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans

“it’s not working right” is conversely a terrible position to be in, you can’t leave it as it is but you also risk fucking it up further by trying to fix it

“body length” is quite a poor way to communicate the size of a spider, you really want legspan.

there’s the slight alleviating factor of most people not living in lakes

emo gobblin deez nuts

something that works well enough, lots of times it just doesn’t work and it’s unpleasant for everyone involved

i’ve never understood it either, it makes sense to separate out short quips but when it’s a full reply it’s… meant to go in the reply field…

narrowed it down to 95% of a single planet!

i don’t understand how people can find it appealing when computers speak like humans, i genuinely find HAL-9000 more appealing.

the ideal computer response style is how it works in star trek voyager

i was unaware most countries still use this terrible score system at all

they’re more existential dread than actively scary i feel, eldrich creatures emerging from the soil on a weird super long schedule only to screech for like a week or whatever it is and then promptly all die off

i somehow prefer the thought of eating roasted larvae over sugared beetle

i swear to god large insects specifically go out of their way to hit me on the nose while riding my bike, once it must have been a bee or something hitting me ass first because my nose swelled up right where the glasses rest on it.

it’s borderline traumatizing

i’d say these days paleo art is more “okay so we know what related animals look like, and we know what animals in the same general niche look like, so let’s use those to fill in the blanks from the skeleton and make something that looks like you could find it in the wild”

honestly i feel like many people are quite a bit too generous towards people of the past, people just really liked to write fanfiction with fossils as the base for a lot of the history of paleontology… Basically like what jurassic park did but they passed it of as enlightened science, conveniently forgetting to tell people that they just went ahead and moved a bone found near the legs up to the nose…
Certainly there was genuine attempts to recreate dinosaurs, but good lord a lot of it is just obviously biased, lord forbid dinosaurs not be portrayed as sluggish obsolete monsters!

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funny thing is that there are a pretty decent amount of hunter-gatherers who wear tshirts and shit, honestly seems like an amazing lifestyle.

it’s that class of “immigrant took their native cuisine and retooled it to make drunk locals do that cartoon thing where they smell a visible trail of scent and start floating towards the source, whereupon they hand over their entire wallet in return for delicious food”

what the fuck does this even mean

finally, male queef