The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

Diamonds*

Forbidden boba

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

You forgot to roll for initiative!

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

She’s got a point

I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.

Outside of North America 😳

I had a VERY close call against a cow once. Never seen a coyote, so I can’t really compare.

It’s actually kind of impressive that even though this post is 2 hours old, we’ve both gone on and posted different versions of the same meme at the exact same time.

HOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

Cunt Rocket

explosion TRAILER random shocked face BEGINS dog taking a piss outside next to stuntmen NOW

Yes guys that’s why I fucking clicked it, I know how the play button works you idiots!

People have definitely suffered from strokes before

This thread is fucking awesome and I’m gonna try lots of these.

My Ukranian mate showed me the ways of vegeta. No, not the anime character, the seasoning. Put that shit on fried eggs and never look back.

Actually you can add it to lots of stuff. But eggs were the first thing I experienced it with.

King of Flavour

Not with month-old tortillas, unless they’ve been frozen!

Then don’t post.