Cura’s a fantastic slicer, but kindof a terrible program. They gave up on ARM support a while ago. And their dependency situation is majorly out of control. To the point that Gentoo has literally given up on supporting it and maintaining a working package.
If your elephant needs pain relief, make sure to administer Tylenol orally.
Sulfer should be labeled “hell”.
Why you gotta do my man Mandelbrot like that?
If you’re a software engineer, memorizing an ASCII table (particularly the hex numbers of each character code) is definitely helpful. If for no other reason than so that you can read things that are randomly written in binary without having to consult a table.
Something not really otherwise terribly useful that nonetheless helped me keep my sanity: learn how to convert to base64 in your head. At work, we had really boring 8-hours-a-day training for a couple of weeks. To pass the time, I came up with random strings to base64 encode in my head. “Hat is 48 61 7a. The first six bits are 010010 which in base64 is an S. The next six bits would be 000110 which in base64 is G.” Etc. I’d write down the base64 strings character by character as I derived them and then check my results for errors when I got back to my desk.
How to convert various units of measurement. (Including between imperial and metric.)
2.54 centimeters in an inch. Degrees Fahrenheit is nine fifths of degrees Celsius plus 32. Stuff like that.
deleted by creator
Java, Postgres mostly but also LDAP and random in-house-written RESTful services, almost 20 years.
We couldn’t have pressed Hibernate into this use case. It doesn’t really deal with hierarchical data and sure as hell doesn’t know how to query from LDAP. I don’t know that anything existed at the time (nor am I sure anything exists now) that would fulfill our use case.
And the alternative to what we built was a massive, unmaintainable DAO with ridiculous numbers of individual queries in it that would have to be modified or added to endlessly every time someone needed to filter a bit differently or whatever.
This was a developed-in-house e-commerce web application at a major e-retailer. So fortunately that monstrosity of a cookie-handling mess was only ever used by one company.
You know what, though? Talking about this reminds me of another story about the same e-commerce application.
After a customer placed an order on this e-commerce site, the company’s fraud department had to evaluate the order to make sure it wasn’t fraudulently placed. (As in, with a credit card not owned or authorized for use by the purchaser.) Once that was done, the order had to be communicated to a worker at the warehouse so they could pack the right items into a box, put on a shipping label, and set the box aside to be picked up by the UPS truck which would come once a day near the end of the day.
The application used by the fraud department and the application that displayed new orders to warehouse workers was one and the same application. Whether a user had fraud-evaluating powers or pack-items-in-boxes powers just depended on what permissions their particular user had. (That may have been decided by LDAP groups. I don’t remember for sure.)
Meanwhile, the e-commerce site offered gift cards for sale online. The gift card would be shipped to the customer. And there was a box where you could write a message associated with the gift card. So, for instance, someone could buy a gift card to be sent to their nephew’s address or whatever and include a little note like “Happy Birthday. Don’t spend it all at once.” or whatever. And the fraud/pick-and-pack application would display all details of the order including any messages associated with the gift cards.
Well, I found a stored cross-site scripting vulnerability where if you put <script>...</script> tags with some JavaScript in the gift card message box and completed the order, the JavaScript would execute any time someone viewed the details page for the order in the fraud/pick-and-pack application. And of course, the JavaScript could do within that application just about anything the user could do with their given permissions.
The main danger was that a malicious actor with sufficient knowledge of how our fraud application worked could place an order fraudulently with someone else’s credit card and include in the order a gift card with a malicious JavaScript payload in the message box, and then that malicious JavaScript could automatically mark the order “a-ok, no fraud here” when a fraud department worker loaded the order details page, letting the order be fulfilled without any actual fraud review.
The fix was pretty simple. Just stick a <c:out>...</c:out> in the appropriate place in the fraud/pick-and-pack application code. But it was an interesting example of a vulnerability in a not-customer-facing application that could none-the-less be exploited by any public customer/user without any particular special access.
If you’re interested in one more interesting story about the same e-commerce application, see this comment I made a while ago.
Never roll your own ORM
I’ve done this. Probably 10 years ago. Even today, I maintain the same application that has the ORM in it that I designed. If I could go back in time and do something else, I’d do the same thing again. Honest to god. For my use case, I feel it was warranted. It was risky, but it worked out surprisingly well.
Java webapp. Customer facing. E-commerce application, so in PCI scope and dealt with credit card info and such.
There was one specific cookie that stored some site-wide preference for the customer. (Why not just put that preference in the database associated with the user? Because that would make too much sense is why.)
But the way they encoded the data to go into the cookie? Take the data, use the Java serialization framework (which is like Python’s “Pickle” or Go’s “Gob”) to turn that into a string. But that string has binary data in it and raw binary data is kindof weird to put in a cookie, so you base64 encode the result. (The base64 encoding was the only sane step in the whole process.) Then you do the reverse when you receive the cookie back from the browser. (And no, there was no signature check or anything.)
The thing about the Java serialization framework, though is that decoding back into Java objects runs arbitrary object constructors and such. As in, arbitrary code execution. And there’s no checking in the deserialization part of the Java serialization framework until your code tries to cast the object to whatever type you’re expecting. And by that point, the arbitrary code execution has already happened. In short, this left a gaping vulnerability that could easily have been used to extremely ill effect, like a payment information breach or some such.
So all a malicious user had to do to run arbitrary code on our application server was serialize something, base64 encode it, and then send it to our servers as a cookie value. (Insert nail biting here.)
When we found out that there was a severe vulnerability, I got the task of closing the hole. But the existing cookies had to continue to be honored. The boss wasn’t ok with just not honoring the old cookies and developing a new cookie format that didn’t involve the Java serialization framework.
So I went and learned enough about the internal workings of how the Java serialization framework turned a Java value into a binary blob to write custom code that worked for only the subset of the Java serialization format that we absolutely needed for this use case and no more. And my custom code did not allow for arbitrary code execution. It was weird and gross and I made sure to leave a great big comment talking about why we’d do such a thing. But it closed the vulnerability while still honoring all the existing cookies, making it so that customers didn’t lose the preference they’d set. I was proud of it, even though it was weird and gross.
The value that was serialized to put into the cookie? A single Java int. Not a big POJO of any sort. Just a single solitary integer. They could just as well have “serialized” it using base-10 rather than using the Java serialization framework plus base64.
Star Trek: Voyager. I was raised on that shit. Not objectively the “best” Star Trek. (Far from the worst, though.) But it’s the one that’s most nostalgic and, indeed, “cozy” for me.
Crocheting gloves for rancors.
Pee is stored in the balls.
The next row would be “boss fires you thinking Claude can maintain the codebase.”
5-MTHF.
I can definitely see a lot of good applications for this way of doing things.
It does seem like I often run across “error handling” code that literally just catches a bunch of different exception types and throws a new exception with the same content from the caught error just reworded, adding literally zero helpful information in the process.
It’s definitely the case that sometimes the exact sort of crash you’d get if you didn’t handle errors is exactly the best sort of exception output the program could do given its particular use case and target audience. Or at least it might be best to let the error be handled much further away in the call stack.
“The country”. U.S.A.? The respondent’s country (whichever that might happen to be)?
Also, presidents mostly don’t have complete dictatorial power… the current president of the U.S. notwithstanding, but do you mean for respondents to give answers that a president could realistically make happen, or is the spirit of your question more about what respondents would like to see changed by someone with dictatorial power?
billionaires would suffer extreme depression and paranoia until they downgrade to millionaire status
I think that’s kindof already a thing. Like, do billionaires as a demographic come across as not depressed and paranoid to you?
Trump famously eats McDonalds so much largely due to paranoia about being poisoned. (Hitler had similar anxiety delusions about being poisoned.) Musk is so insecure about himself that he pays people to play video games good so he can trick everyone into thinking he’s a good gamer.
Just some examples of things I’ve printed or plan to. Ones marked with an asterisk (*) at the end are ones I largely or entirely designed myself or plan to largely or entirely design myself. Ones marked with a plus (+) are ones that are half completed. Minuses (-) are ones I haven’t started yet but intend to.
I’m sure I’m forgetting a bunch. And the above is only the useful things and excluding the mostly art/fun items.
I have in mind to do more 3D-printing of tools. I don’t have much specifically in mind. But that custom steel strapping bender is pretty cool. Also, some of what I mentioned above is available on my Thingiverse.