Just because they fine you doesn’t make separating them any more or less recyclable

Autism tests cause autism, got it, let’s roll boys, we have more science to ban

I know spite can add a lot of years to odious tyrants, but sooner or later…

I’m starting to realise the bird watchers were right all along. Imagine Pokemon, but Charles Darwin edition, that motherfucker was out there trying to find dopamine so hard by looking at colourful birds. Fucking vibe

I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure

I imagine they might just be every other actual truth.

These people.