If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

Tell them we’re sorry about the general state of everything and ask them what the memes are like in their culture.

I fuck with the lab coat ngl

“Got any games on your phone?”

Streetlights have to be as cheap and maintainance free as possible because there are so many of them and if they break they usually need to be fixed asap. I doubt we’re ever gonna see such an intricate concept transferred to streetlights on a grand scale but maybe for fancy urban areas.

Hares look pretty similar to cats anatomy wise - minus the ears and tail of course. I wonder what cats think of them. Imagine a human with ridiculously long ears who hops to get around. I’d be scared shitless.

I had an eye infection after getting some dirty water in my eye in a cave in Croatia. They did all sorts of tests because they couldn’t believe it wasn’t something way more serious. My eyeball was so swollen I couln’t move it or even blink. It was the talk of the eye clinic.

I know I wasn’t being serious

Wow they must be working so hard to earn all that money

Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

They’re both awesome tools in general! I’ve got a custom ahk script in my autostart folder with tons of functionality like timed shutdowns, pinning windows on top, setting window transparency, filling in my email address when I type “@@” and some other stuff. You can check it out here.

And scrcpy is a great alternative to bringing a laptop if you have access to a PC but want to use your own device. At work, visiting family and so on. I posted my results mirroring a virtual second screen that I set up in the dev options here.

Pretty sure it is

Stacher is pretty handy. I don’t think there are any drawbacks.

That’s interesting. Here the AfD just cut the middleman and fulfills both roles.

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