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Cake day: July 5th, 2023

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  • Hear me out: Ernest Saves Christmas

    Been quoting lines from this movie for years:

    • Every time we see Santa at the mall: (lean it to the wife) “His real name is ‘Santos’”
    • Everytime we see a sleigh decoration: “‘Slay’! Not ‘Sleigh’”
    • “Call it a fifth sense. Call it extra sensory perspiration.”
    • “Right as rain sugar. Pork’s my meat!”
    • “It’s all dem movie people want. Poison!”
    • “Having walked from the airport, I’ll be dead soon”
    • … and much much more