1. Be attractive

2. Don’t be unattractive

Just follow the good old rules of 1 and 2.

It’s not hard

The first time I learnt about my asbestos I was about 12 and my mum was going off at my dad about it. This was after we just took a load of roofing off an old shed without masks or gloves.

Thinking of it. He also give me fucking tinnitus when I was like 22. Really should have fucking learnt my lesson by then :(

God: “I’ll make a wonder material. Fire proof. Strong. Insulating. Just dig it up from the ground. Common a fuck. Waterproof.”

“Then they can all get cancer the cunts”

“Okay I’m done shit posting for now. Where’s that big tittie blonde gone”

Thou art wise as thou art beautiful

Thank god for that.

Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.

It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

Also perfect for going in a sarnie

Japan is weird.

I really want to go and get involved, and I don’t mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.

Yea they really shoehorned her in. Would have been more accurate to make that character a man.

Oh well, could have been worse. Could have been made by Netflix.

I get that.

I don’t get the factory meme in general.

I don’t understand this meme. Can everyone stop posting it please?

Edit: you’re all boring.

I don’t know why but I have been craving smoking so much lately. Just the activity of it.

I never even been a smoker before, just scabbed some off mates. Haven’t smoked at all in over a year.

Where is this craving coming from!

It’s surprised me once I got out of school and uni how little people know. But what really blew my mind is just how little they actually care.

Like someone will say they don’t know how something works, I’ll explain and they will stare at me blankly and I really realise they didn’t want me to explain and they were actually happy not knowing. Whereas I will look at something, whether it’s a kettle or pasteurisation or grass and wonder how it works. But for people actually to prefer not to know and live in ignorance really messed with me for a while.

I’ve largely given up now. My boss said he was getting all the heating changed in his house to have electric. I asked why he doesn’t get a heat pump and he told me it’s because they don’t work they just blow air our like a fan so it’s colder than an electric radiator. I just said okay and moved on.

Alien ones

https://imgur.com/a/humanity-yeah-S3npE

Where’s all those 4chan short stories about humans being the “monsters”/ kick ass.

It was written from the point of view of a deer being tracked by a human even when they were out of sight and smell the humans keep coming and they never got tired.

There was also ones written from the point of view of aliens.

Fuck I wish there was a forum version of 4chan. All the best stuff is on there.

Every civilised country on earth uses metric.

Only the really shitty ones use imperial. Imperial is just stupid (unless you count in base 12 ironically)

There are 12 sections on your fingers (excluding your thumb) you then use your thumb to count to 12 on one hand.

Two hands can allow you to count to 24. Which is way higher than 10. Base 12 is better!

Can we all use base 12?

It will be a shower of shit for like 50 years but then it will be marginally better for pretty much everyone.

There is a whole thing about land use rights and energy and sustainability. But just because one guy was right on that doesn’t mean the whole movement wasn’t a complete disaster from the start.

As much as this website hates capitalism I’m still pro capitalist. But even I admit a lot needs to be changed. Land is one of the big things I have been contemplating lately. Having said that, there wont be any meaningful food production in cities for anything but mental health reasons.

There was definitely a crappier looking photo than that.

It looks like an abandoned building plot, a small one.