it’s spicy rocks all the way down.

This statement has strong Bilbo " I like less than half of you as well as you deserve" energy

(No hate, it just struck me as funny)

Y’all are way too nice. I’m pumping a 60Hz square wave right into that thing at max volume.

If you’re reading this and have never tried this, get some, it’s a religious experience. You might find god. God might be a very sick cat.

A?= 90°

On the timescale of lion evolution, this information literally just came to light.

It’s sad, but it’s common medical practice in modern horse hospitals:

Terbium.

Maybe Dt? (DelTacorium)

It was the 1800’s, science hadn’t discovered muscles yet.

Ok I believe I can state that is objectively the grumpiest bag I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

I’m going to need you to provide examples so that I can replicate your experiment and verify your findings. Please feel free to post adorable grumpy bad and shocked teapot at your earliest convenience.

Texas: Hold my beer.

https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/lionfish-texas-gulf-19717247.php

(Also Texas: Have you tried hunting the kudzu from a helicopter using automatic weapons?)

Apple is a strange beast. I was at their space ship HQ getting interviewed, and the guy kept pointing random facts about it. Like, this particular wood was harvested in the winter so that made it better, or that entire segments can be siloed off, or that the full height glass walls of the cafeteria can be opened on pivots, and there was just so much effort in making sure things worked just right.

Meanwhile [this team] had to test software fixes for their product by provisioning ancient Mac mini’s in a closet lab because they wanted to test the “full experience” and so every patch and update they had to do was painful and horribly tested. They all hated each other (which was obvious to me just from my time in their interviews, so it must have gotten really bad during the workday I imagine). Everyone seemed on edge all the time. Even the people in the hallways. But they were all super excited that they could order lattes from the iPads tethered to the break room countertops. And they had an apple orchard I guess. The idea of changing how they do what they do was completely unentertainable.

The whole experience felt surreal, like I had stepped into the world according to The Onion.

Or the opposite even! We replaced a mouse’s blood with artificial sweetener and that mouse died of super cancer. Ergo, artificial sweetener will give you super cancer.

I think I know of what you speak. It’s in the center of the metropolitan area, the middle of the city, down a ways from uptown you might say. Huge place. Some kind of manufacturing facility.

Oh for sure, and some of those are not ok with swapping the interpreter out 🤣

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PyPy

Their greatest mistake was not naming it Ouroboros.

They started at Java’s build system and set a course for Hell.

I’m only commenting because the actual python is practically pseudo code:

# A turtle class
class Turtle:
    shell=True

# A boss class
class Boss:
    authority=True

#A class that inherits from another
class TigerTurtle(Turtle):
    fuzzy=True

# Multiple inheritance, or "The Devil's Playground"
class TigerBossTurtle(TigerTurtle, Boss):
    #  shell, authority, and fuzzy are all true
    ...