Do you mean via QEMU without hardware acceleration?

This is correct. There’s no containerization like LXC/Docker.

Termux doesn’t run arbitrary software. There’s a pretty large set that does but plenty doesn’t. A VM would resolve that.

And then there’s the toilet paper lint that sticks to various parts…

We do.

Oh this is smart, you’re getting the required thickness by folding instead of using more pieces. When using an unfolded stack of squares you could end up utilizing just a small spot while the rest remains dry.

What do you do with the washcloth after use? Hang to dry and reuse, throw in a basket for laundry?

I’d go with undies.

Might be someone mad because of this.

I edited it at the very beginning before there was any activity because I realized it’s less ambiguous to have non overlapping intervals. Started with 1-3, 3-5, 5+. Settled on 1-3, 4-6, 7+. Of course it’s stupid to change if there’s any significant voting already. I’m asking because I’d like to know what people do. I wouldn’t want to render useless what precious few responses I get.

Do you dry yourself afterwards? If so, how?

Some sort of perineal drier? There’s probably bidets with something like that built-in.

7+

4-6

1-3

A Linux executable can’t be named ending on .lnk? 🤔🤔

Accurate.

I’d advise against using docker from docker.com’s repo on Ubuntu unless you need to. Ubuntu LTS includes a fairly recent docker package starting with 22.04. By using that you eliminate the chance for breakage due to a defective or incompatible docker update. You also get the security support for it that comes with Ubuntu. The package is docker.io.

Virtualization isn’t required for docker on Linux generally, unless a container tries to use KVM or something like that. Also docker already exists in Ubuntu’s repos under the docker.io package so that’s the easiest place to download (apt install docker.io) from.

Already done. I’m just trying to exhaust all the hypotheses I have in case I stumble upon a durable workaround that is applicable for others and cheaper. Good USB add-in cards are not cheap.