No, that’s a tankless job

He’s talking about ultrasonic-cleaning those little gold things people hang around their collar

Sure bud absolutely nothing wrong with your parenting

Why don’t my kids talk to me? Why am I dying alone?

Imagine if they distributed one of those that contained a strange bind syscall somewhere with a reverse shell.

Mark discovers hyperbola

If your goal is to get back scratches from the circlejerk don’t feel the need to participate lol

Cool, but there’s no shot any serious software company will want that shit under their brand

That’s definitely not what Google told me to do at the time in 2015

Having to create .desktop files in god knows where for me to be able to right click -> “open with” my program of choice sure pushed me away

I don’t even know what they were thinking not letting you beowse for any executable file on disk

That’s cool, but I’m not making software for desktop linux until there’s one standard GUI api

It’s like the normie maths meme where soyjak enjoys the monty hall problem and the infinite room hotel but hasn’t heard of the boring old theorems people learn in college