Eh, he’s used to that.
Eh, he’s used to that.
Ah, simpler times. Why do I wanna play Pokemon Go now?
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Aw, you made a typo. That’s two more days of memes.
You and elon will just have to legally fight out the question of who invented the idea of building specific infrastructurally distinct transit ways specific to a certain type of vehicle optimised for transporting goods and people along those railroad tracks I mean hyperloops.
Q: “How many r are there in strawberry?”
A: “This question is usually answered by giving a number, so here’s a number: 632. Mission complete.”
Sure, when the chips fall, eating a computer rig won’t stave off starvation for even a minute.
If you ask linguists, then “old as fuck” only dates back to the 14th century.
The cellphone has a range of 100km. That thing is amazing.
Any trained monkey can use it.
Just sad that the picts were exterminated/assimilated by the 12th century throughout the british isles.
Heart failure. Coincidentally right after the decapitation.
Ya know, I could have happily lived the rest of my life without knowing that and thinking of it every single time I’ll be seeing a toucan from now on, but noooo…
Shhhh, don’t tell Truman!
That’s how they got Pompeii.
Okay, but what if you push it down with both your hands? Lava couldn’t get out then. Checkmate.
Has science gone too far? Find out in the scattered audio logs left behind in the mysteriously abandoned research complex.
Ahummm, well actually, * adjusts monocle * time travel is not possible and since nobody has invented time machines yet, neither of these scenarios would happen in reality.
Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…
Yes, good point, but what worries me more is that the bullet point is missing where it says to gut the corpses and remove the cicada intestines and poop. Surely that’s standard when eating… anything really. Make it poop-free?
Also known for inventing the phrase “lend me your ear”.