They don’t know we’re in the 4th iteration of English.

I always imagined her as a mechanic

No but it does mutate at a lighting rate. That’s why we can cure it. Something about protein strands constantly evolving.

AIDS didn’t get the memo, try emailing them.

I love how you gave us gold and the replies are “dur have you tried hitting it?” And “duh have you tried breaking it?” Debate brain rot.

I did it. We got beat by police, arrested, and given a trespassing ticket.

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You can take me ❤️

Ya, Russians are noobs tbh.

That actually makes sense, thank you.