It’s also adorable! Also, the babies are called platypups!

Ah, a classic. Good vintage on this one.

The greater good

They’re in all the megacities that matter!

Orders a -1

Edit: Had issues loading the image at first, commented before I saw I was repeating the joke. Forgive me!

I’ve always preferred ‘octopodes’. It’s just such a fun word.

“Either back it up or get fucked up.”

Hack the planet!

I am so happy to say I am one of today’s 10,000. That chainsaw torpedo at the end had me ROLLING.

The Claw Snips for Thee featuring Dr. Zoidberg!

Have you ever heard of the high elves?

More stable, too.

Eats your pasta

When, in recent history, has writing our congresspeople done shit? What a waste of time…

3 monitors here, also as a Sysadmin. One for a browser window and tickets, one for side apps like password managers/comms/music/document handling/whatever, and the last is for all the remote desktop-ing I do into various machines throughout the environment.

Aperture Science

Order of magnitude? Thinking out loud.

Are you kidding? That would be awful. “Sorry I can’t come to the party, I’m doing spy stu-- I mean, I already made plans. Yeah…” A real Johnny English over here.

It is also theorized that they may have been the first to fuck around and find out.

Fruit salad, yummy yummy