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Weiner! Butthole! Poop!

It is fun to say bad words, isn’t it. Makes you look cool, too!

https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/62124/phones-broadcast-the-ssids-of-all-networks-they-have-ever-connected-to-how-can

I think the lady said they know the IP address of every phone but that doesnt make much sense. anyway, the point was that theyre using the signals from your phone to uniquely identify you. you can simply turn those radios in your phone off when youre not using them.

It’s good that you’re concerned about the data your phone may be revealing to other nearby devices. It’s generally a good idea to have bluetooth/wifi/nfc turned off if you’re not actively using them. Even without the robot, you have no idea what data companies might be collecting when you’re physically on their property.

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

Hold shift while you click start and shutdown (or reboot) when necessary. This will have windows do a full shutdown instead of a hybrid shutdown.

Might your day be improved by … A dildo going in and out of an orifice?

Babies are heavy. Its all about more weight and fewer reps.

Yes. I do like that.

Has anyone tried making the fan blades out of magnets? Then the fan would blow itself. Checkmate atheists.

Exudate

Roaming happens when you connect to a different cell network than the one you have a contract with, not when your location data says you are in certain places.

Dat butt doe

I’m going to reply with an anecdotal no.

On my hardware, cinnamon “feels” faster than plasma.