Don’t do it! It’s a trap!

Don’t you know mushrooms are mostly made out of water!?

“I have many mouths, yet I can’t scream”

I mean, he has 0 mg of Mg. So he was technically correct

Best case scenario you discover another artificial sweetener

. * surprised vertebrate face *

My roll:

Since you’re including the entire north american west coast, can Baja California get an invite too?

I had a philosophy class on my 3rd year in HS. And I hated it, but only because it was imparted by a bitter and deeply religious old man whose lectures were basically “let me tell you why this philosopher was an idiot and a bad person” when anything challenged his views.

This was, of course, a private Catholic highschool. But, to be fair, he was the only teacher there that was like that. We even had decent sex-ed, taught by an actual doctor.

I love those little fuckers.

Take a closer look at the legs. They look photoshopped from another different photo They’re also all fucked up, proportion-wise.

None of the claws are planted on the ground (how is it standing up?)

Shadow on the rightmost leg doesn’t match the lighting. Shadows on the body are too soft.

Etc…

… I should call her

Oh my god, they were roommates!

woah woah, bear with me here…

Is it holding you at gunpoint?

This is what a bear would say to lull us into a false sense of security.

I can’t use that eye wash, I have special eyes!

Can’t wait for brontoburgers.

You are their envoy! You are their messenger!

Tell us, oh enlightened one! What is the ancient ones’ word?

The technical terms are very similar. The only issue would be the colloquial terms.

More like:

"Inside of you, there are 2 apes:

One is a Chimpanzee, who wants to throw its shit at everything, and kill and dismembered anyone that has mildly inconvenienced you.

The other one is a Bonobo, who just wants to chill out, and maybe fuck to let all those frustrations out (and maybe kill and dismember the ape that’s hoarding all the food and resources for itself)."

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.