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Don’t stress over labels. They don’t fit anyone perfectly.

This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…

Two squiggles for strikethrough; one squiggle for _subscript; and no squiggle for you!

Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more

For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

Probably not criminal trespassing, since they are the owner of the property. It may fall under tenant harassment, unauthorized entry, constructive eviction, or other laws that pertain specifically to landlord/tenant relations.

Check to see if there are any local tenant’s rights or advocacy groups in your area that offer free legal consultations. They’d be able to advise you on the local tenant’s rights laws and whether they apply to your situation.

“Pissing in the soup” doesn’t really work here unless you’re adulterating the software with something malicious.

The correct technical term is magic smoke.

Not the wrong way either.

They made a movie that dramatized the accidents really well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh89h8FxNhQ

Information superhighway

Start saving for old age now. It might seem like a long way off, and you might not have much money right now to begin with, but being young and poor is way better than being old and poor.

Man it sure is crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

You may enjoy Fritz Leiber’s short story, “A Pail of Air”, which involves the Earth being ejected.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51461

Funny “Haha” or funny “Uh Oh”?

It may be possible…

It may not be necessary…

A&W

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

Californian. No.

It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.