THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

Which direction is “none of anyone’s fucking business”?

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “

Don’t be a dick.

“Direct Message” , from Twitter.

“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

Dizzy Gillespie. Way back in high school our school jazz band opened for Dizzy at a festival/contest. I was heading to the rehearsal room and saw our director chatting with him, and the director waved me over and introduced me. He said “Hey man, it’s cool to meet you” and shook my hand.

I died.

Honestly, yours is better. I was thinking of Shaq

MAGENTA!!!

It’s not juice - it’s a protein shthake!

Moonstruck. It’s like watching a home movie of our family reunion.

I’ll say no more…

Shun the non-believer!

Stopped using on June 30, deleted content. Nuked account on July 9 (10th cake day).

Need a replacement for r/xwingtmg and come October, hopefully c/anes will be as game day active as r/canes, but fuck Spez.

Shit. Now I have to locate the backup that contains my Fark images.

I remember fondly The Ballsack Conundrum.

Need help, soonish.

Yes, more everyday kilt-wearing. (and not utili-kilts, those are just cargo shorts…)