Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like “unalive” instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it’s made for a damn toddler.
Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like “unalive” instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it’s made for a damn toddler.
You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.
I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.
Language comprehension: Not applicable
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Tbf salmon do the same thing
“Shh! Don’t tell the ants where I am.”
Ooh is that a reference to Tim Minchin’s Storm I see?
Can’t feed the poor if you can’t feed yourself
Look at the pictures I drew. This one’s Bailey’s, this is Bailey’s but a bit closer, that one, that’s Bailey’s, this one is as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eye wet…
Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.
Man cartoons in the 80s were wild. You could be watching the pretty pink pony show, and still the animators couldn’t help but throw you into some twisted dark fantasy adventure.
First recorded case of a bird being a prude
I think the real takeaway is that walking faster makes you taller but also fatter.
Haha no, I wish. The person I’m replying to and I are both referencing a song by the ever-brilliant Tom Lehrer
If they don’t want to swear, that’s fine, then don’t swear. That doesn’t make it okay to alter something someone else made so as to not offend their sensibilities.