finitebanjo

If I were a bird that shit would work on me, ngl.

CSS isn’t a programming language it’s a bunch of parameters in a markup language.

Imagine how actually fucked it would be to discover an ancient symbol or artifact which is literally a modern meme. Like, not even coincidence, but irrefutably a 1:1 depiction.

Your whole career would be in jeopardy after you published it, nobody would ever believe you.

Yeah the Ideal Gas Formula is cool but what about the Ideal Electric?

I’m flattered, honestly, that guy is my favorite treefucker.

I think a more nuanced answer is better: “Only if you believe mammals and fish are not mutually exclusive.”